Did anyone get a WARN notice? - 9 months and counting

I received a formal notice about a mass layoff at my workplace. I would rather hear the honest version than the polite one. Some colleagues are already leaving. Has anyone been through this?

Write down key dates and keep copies of the notice. Mine helped when a question came up later.

The workforce board ran a rapid-response session for us with résumé help and information on benefits. Ask if yours will.